The first day back is tough, yo.
Wait. Today was the 2nd Monday back? Well, that about sums up my brain right now!
Obviously I super-love technology, especially when it makes my classroom better. I talk about it with the kids ALL. THE. TIME. About how in the “old days” (I have 7 years now, so I can say that) we used to have to do such-and-such, but now with our magical wireless+iPads (which seriously work almost all the time, which is some kind of public school technology miracle) the world is our oyster.
So when the kids were taking some lame-o district survey about technology or whatever, I was all like “pfff, my kids are the best at this. Our results are going to be outliers of AWESOME.” I failed to take into account the fact that they are still sixth graders, with sixth grade brains, and so when they got to a question about whether or not they have wireless at home I was somehow surprised that hands were raised to ask me what wireless is.
What. Is. Wireless?!?!
As you do an online survey on your iPad?!?!
From our wireless classroom where we download and upload things EVERY DAY?!?!
And where we talk about how to manage our downloading and uploading so as not to clog up THE WIRELESS?!
Don’t worry. I am superprofessional, and I believe in guiding students to find the answers in their own brains (BECAUSE THE ANSWERS ARE THERE!!! THEY ARE THERE!!!). So I said, well, do you plug anything in to use the Internet? And a sweet smile of realization dawned on their face as they saw that yes, they do know what wireless is.
Gah!!!
At least I have a student who wore these pants to school today.
I would be a sixth grader again if I could wear those pants. And I would have confidence in my answer to the wireless question.